Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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