benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Randomize
