We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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