i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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