omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
that is very illegal...i love you.
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