She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
now i know why i became what i already was.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
40s are totally the cure
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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