guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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