It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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