she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
