Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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