ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I AM VODKA MAN
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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