you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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