nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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