You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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