Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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