rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Randomize
