Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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