My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
