is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Vodka?
Forever.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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