Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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