Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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