With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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