Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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