I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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