Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize