last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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