so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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