You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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