ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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