Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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