It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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