Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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