You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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