Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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