he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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