Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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