For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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