do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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