Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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