Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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