So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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