Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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