i just google imaged poop.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
