i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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