Me. At least after what I've been through.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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