my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
