A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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