I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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