my soul wont recognize me after tonight
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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