No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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