He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
No...this little piggys going to the bar
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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