I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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