It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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